“He punched me, was literally so soft I laughed at him.”
A Lucky Escape for Michael Bisping…’s Assailant
Bisping continued to mock his attacker on social media:
“I was just assaulted guy got in my face for filming on a public street. I told him to go away and he punched me was literally so soft I laughed at him, So funny that someone that acts so tough hits like such a bitch, I laughed and walked away. Man I’m mature these days”
Punching a man, and having that same man stand firm and laugh at you, is the stuff of nightmares. You know the bad dream, I mean – the one where you’re trying to fight someone, but your arms feel like they’re dragging through water en route to your target.
It must have been fun viewing for anyone who witnessed it, especially those in the audience who actually know who Bisping is since it seems likely that his attacker had no idea.
Possible Suspects in Assault…
We’ve got a couple of suspects in mind over here at FB. It could have been a disguised Luke Rockhold on a revenge mission. The Santa Cruz-native hasn’t been the same since he lost his middleweight belt to Bisping at UFC 199.
Or, it could have been a mad-loyal Dustin Poirier fan that hit Bisping. Perhaps one who failed to realize that it’s Northern Ireland, and not the Republic of Ireland, that makes up part of Bisping’s home country, the United Kingdom.
Poirier’s next opponent Conor McGregor of course hails from the Republic.